So, uh, both members of my OTP have, in canon, told the other they would give them their happy ending. I don’t think I really need to say anything else.
*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
omg what if they're bi??
what if they're GAY?
what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?